11. On a roll

Please make sure that you have a good bed to go with the sheets from rule number 1.
No one likes sexy time on a bed with wheels. Unless you offer seat belts for safer rides. Otherwise find other accommodations until further notice.
"There I was in my good silk and this fool's bed was asymmetrical....and he didn't even fit in the bed. After all of that acceptance on my part the whole thing lasted 5 seconds."-true story! shame! shame! shame! that deserves a whole other entry..

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